No stitches, just platelets and will power
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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