You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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