Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
did i walk over a car last night?
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
You are a genius and a whore.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
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