i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
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