I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
I feel great
I just peed on a car
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
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finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
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I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
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