I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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