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Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
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