never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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