Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
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Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
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Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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