were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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