wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
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He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
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Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup