ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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