Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
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I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
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They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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