i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
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Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
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My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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