i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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