i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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