i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Threw my underwear in my purse as I was running away after sex last night, went to pick up my birth control prescription this morning, took out my wallet and accidentally flung my sweet thong onto the counter in front of the cashier. Think that was the universes way of telling me I am a whore.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
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can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
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I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
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