Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
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Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
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Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
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