so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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