Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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