I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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