you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
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On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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