Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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