I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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