I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
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dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
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I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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