Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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