I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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