Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
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Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
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I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
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