According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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