Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable