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• (408): View more from California

  My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable

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  Freshman in high school? Just your type

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me

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• (619): View more from California

  reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy

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  sounds legit

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• (416): View more from Ontario

  girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.

  (720): View more from Colorado

  ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...

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  no it doesn't.

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.

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  i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.

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  Umm

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  No idea. I blame fireball.

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  Valid.

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.

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• (906): View more from Michigan

  Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team

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• (512): View more from Texas

  Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.

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