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• (916): View more from California

  is it cool if i come over and use your computer?

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  what happened to yours?

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  i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.

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• (870): View more from Arkansas

  He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.

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  Birthday success

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.

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• (903): View more from Texas

  Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!

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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...

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• (334): View more from Alabama

  I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  What is your life?

  (315): View more from New York

  A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner

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• (212): View more from New York

  your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.

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