all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
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I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
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Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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