worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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