i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I would ride that face into the sunset
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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