Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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