I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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