dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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