I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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