so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
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i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
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drunk brunch me or lose me forever
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
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