and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
NoShamevember. You game?
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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