Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
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