Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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