we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
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I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
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It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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