Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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