We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
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