This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
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she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
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Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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