these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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