from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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