At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
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dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
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No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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