Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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