i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
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Houston, we have a squirter
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
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Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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