I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
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She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
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Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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