just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
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