Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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