i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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